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(Team) I'M JACK BAUER AND I'M PLAYING SOLDIER DAMNIT

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(Team) .:: SCOUT

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Team

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(Team) -=[Scout]=-

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Team

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(Team) u suck

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Team

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(Team) roger that, pink leader 24 . 0

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Team

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(Team) guys

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Team

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(Team) rgr

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Team

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(Team) dont mm1

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Team

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(Team) telefrags will be terrible

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Team

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(Team) not even glhf?

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Team

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(Team) or ill skullfuck all of you

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Team

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(Team) Crowded elevator smell different to midget

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Team

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(Team) with gambits penis

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Team

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(Team) D first

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Team

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(Team) yeah

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Team

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(Team) o first!

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Team

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(Team) d and beano first thats it

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Team

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(Team) roger that

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Team

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(Team) unbound my mm1 key

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Team

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(Team) who are we missing

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Team

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(Team) record demo

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Team

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(Team) no mm1

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Team

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(Team) <3

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Team

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(Team) yes massa

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Team

blue

(Team) oh, and WIN :D:D

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Team

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(Team) their demo is using pipedown scripts

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MM1

red

praise?

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MM1

red

johnny!!

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Team

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[-nZ]*LeMoMe*.ll

(Team) who ever said unbind mm1

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Team

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[-nZ]*LeMoMe*.ll

(Team) great idea

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Team

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(Team) hes also easy to fake

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Team

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(Team) hehe, good idea

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MM1

red

hey wheres datawire at?

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MM1

red

oh yeah... my bad

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Team

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(Team) dont respawn

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Team

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(Team) respond you mean?

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Team

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(Team) lol

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Team

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(Team) yeah that

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Team

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(Team) tempteed not to respoond

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Team

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(Team) sry

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MM1

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we're live, you live?

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Team

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(Team) you sure you are in college?

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Team

blue

(Team) START demo1

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Team

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(Team) reSPOONd

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MM1

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HOT FUCKING DAMN

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MM1

red

o yeab aby

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MM1

red

yes we're fine

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MM1

red

WERE GOING LIVE LIKE FUCKIGN CRAZY

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Team

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(Team) record demos

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Team

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(Team) scouts get nades

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Team

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(Team) record and all that shit

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Team

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(Team) D

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MM1

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WWWWWWWOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO

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Team

blue

(Team) .:: SCOUT

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MM1

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ITS GONNA B E A DOOZY

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Team

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(Team) I'm a Lvl. 98 Warrior with 86 MP left.

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MM1

blue

gl hf

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Team

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(Team) rofl

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MM1

red

gl hf

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MM1

blue

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MM1

blue

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MM1

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we don't believe in fun

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Team

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(Team) {75}-{25}

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MM1

red

telefrags!

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Team

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(Team) otrops

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Team

blue

(Team) [O|H5|A22] .:: Flag thrown!

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Team

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(Team) .:: MEDIC

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Team

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(Team) back ramp

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Team

red

(Team) help, help me 71 96

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Team

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(Team) top ramp

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Team

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(Team) and why did you take it back through fr

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Team

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(Team) .:: SCOUT

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Team

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(Team) Tossing flag RAWR!! -32 . 0

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Team

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(Team) Tossing flag RAWR!! -32 . 0

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Team

red

(Team) psi im gonna come get bags

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Team

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(Team) I'M JACK BAUER FROM CTU, MEDICATE ME NOW!!!! [30 - 0]!!!

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Team

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(Team) (Demoman) Affirmative/Roger that sailor 90 | 120

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Team

red

(Team) help, help me 71 96

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Team

red

(Team) (Demoman) Affirmative/Roger that sailor 90 | 120

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Team

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(Team) (Demoman) Affirmative/Roger that sailor 90 | 120

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Team

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(Team) baeg

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Team

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(Team) INCOMING **********************NEAR**********************

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Team

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(Team) INCOMING **********************NEAR**********************

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Team

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(Team) [O|H75|A25] .:: Affirmative/On My Way!

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Team

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(Team) johnny can you wrench me

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Team

red

(Team) help, help me 63 30

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Team

red

(Team) oh yea

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Team

red

(Team) INCOMING FLAG ROM

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Team

red

(Team) I'M JACK BAUER FROM CTU, MEDICATE ME NOW!!!! [55 - 61]!!!

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Team

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(Team) INCOMING **********************NEAR**********************

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Team

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(Team) INCOMING **********************NEAR**********************

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Team

red

(Team) roger that

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Team

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(Team) I'M JACK BAUER FROM CTU, MEDICATE ME NOW!!!! [17 - 0]!!!

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Team

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(Team) back ramp

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Team

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(Team) top of back ram[

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Team

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(Team) hahaha

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Team

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(Team) is someone telling you what to do dark

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Team

blue

(Team) -=[Medic]=-

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Team

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(Team) im going for bags

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Team

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(Team) (Demoman) Affirmative/Roger that sailor 90 | 120

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Team

red

(Team) (Demoman) Affirmative/Roger that sailor 90 | 120

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Team

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(Team) roger that

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Team

red

(Team) told you their demo sucked

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Team

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(Team) pipedown newbie

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Team

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(Team) im respawning

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Team

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(Team) help, help me 39 58

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Team

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(Team) [O|H10|A34] .:: Flag thrown!

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Team

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(Team) [O|H0|A30] .:: Flag thrown!

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Team

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(Team) [O|H0|A30] .:: Flag thrown!

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Team

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(Team) negative

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Team

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(Team) Incoming ---------------------------------FAR----------------------------------

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Team

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(Team) Incoming ---------------------------------FAR----------------------------------

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Team

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(Team) ese

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Team

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(Team) INCOMING **********************NEAR**********************

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Team

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(Team) Incoming ---------------------------------FAR----------------------------------

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Team

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(Team) Incoming ---------------------------------FAR----------------------------------

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Team

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(Team) -=[Soldier]=-

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Team

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(Team) gj johnny

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Team

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(Team) Tossing flag RAWR!! 0 . 15

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Team

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(Team) wtf

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Team

red

(Team) baeg baeg baeg

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Team

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(Team) Playing as Scout

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Team

red

(Team) rofl

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Team

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(Team) le

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Team

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(Team) me and you can't die this round

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Team

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(Team) ok?

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Team

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(Team) roger that

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Team

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(Team) roger that

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Team

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(Team) roger that

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Team

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(Team) help, help me 63 115

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Team

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(Team) INCOMING FLAG ROM

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Team

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(Team) INCOMING FLAG ROM

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Team

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(Team) roger that

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Team

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(Team) omfg

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Team

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(Team) (Demoman) Affirmative/Roger that sailor 90 | 120

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Team

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(Team) (Demoman) Affirmative/Roger that sailor 90 | 120

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Team

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(Team) (Demoman) Affirmative/Roger that sailor 90 | 120

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Team

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(Team) Incoming ---------------------------------FAR----------------------------------

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Team

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(Team) Incoming ---------------------------------FAR----------------------------------

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Team

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(Team) they aren't coming this way

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Team

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(Team) I'm resupplying/dead!!!

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Team

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(Team) SHIT

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Team

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(Team) man

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Team

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(Team) i was on the fucking phone

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Team

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(Team) Tossing flag RAWR!! 63 . 48

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Team

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(Team) Tossing flag RAWR!! 63 . 48

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Team

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(Team) .:: MEDIC

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Team

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(Team) and a soldier came

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Team

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(Team) yea man

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Team

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(Team) thats bullshit

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Team

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(Team) heh nice

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Team

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(Team) help, help me 53 135

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Team

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(Team) (Demoman) Affirmative/Roger that sailor 90 | 120

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Team

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(Team) (Demoman) Affirmative/Roger that sailor 90 | 120

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Team

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(Team) roger that

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Team

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(Team) help, help me 100 235

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Team

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(Team) i know you got my backdoor

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MM1

red

i'm speaking as an STA Captain when i say "lol pipedown script"

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Team

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(Team) always and forever

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Team

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(Team) told you vamp :)

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Team

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(Team) newbie pi pedown script

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Team

blue

(Team) I'm resupplying/dead!!!

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Team

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(Team) it was my kill damnit

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Team

red

(Team) i tried to cbar him

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Team

red

(Team) and he got away

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Team

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(Team) roger that

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Team

red

(Team) Tossing flag RAWR!! 0 . 1

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Team

blue

(Team) I'm resupplying/dead!!!

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Team

red

(Team) do they have 4 offense

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Team

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(Team) i think sani and dark are owning

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Team

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(Team) I'M JACK BAUER FROM CTU, MEDICATE ME NOW!!!! [65 - 48]!!!

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Team

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(Team) sorry

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Team

red

(Team) YES

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Team

red

(Team) INCOMING FLAG ROM

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Team

blue

(Team) ovo invection

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Team

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(Team) what

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Team

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(Team) i go play yard?

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Team

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(Team) rofl i win

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Team

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(Team) lol

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Team

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(Team) the demo ran at my and killed himself

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Team

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(Team) Playing as Medic

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Team

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(Team) i dominate

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Team

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(Team) [O|H90|A100] .:: "this is fucking stupid"

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Team

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(Team) ?

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Team

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(Team) fuck

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Team

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(Team) rofl

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Team

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(Team) damn

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Team

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(Team) help, help me 27 34

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Team

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(Team) SHIT

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Team

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(Team) roger that

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Team

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(Team) SHIT

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Team

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(Team) demo bag

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Team

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(Team) le, so sry bro

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Team

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(Team) youre fucking cut

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Team

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(Team) FIRED

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Team

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(Team) I'm resupplying/dead!!!

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Team

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(Team) I'm resupplying/dead!!!

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Team

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(Team) negative

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Team

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(Team) Playing as Scout

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Team

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(Team) [O|H90|A100] .:: "bc"

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Team

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(Team) hey dark

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Team

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(Team) give me approximate health remaining

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Team

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(Team) too

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Team

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(Team) [O|H90|A100] .:: "hwta are you doing"

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Team

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(Team) (Demoman) Affirmative/Roger that sailor 90 | 120

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Team

red

(Team) roger that

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Team

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(Team) GO PSI

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Team

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(Team) ROFL

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Team

red

(Team) 2 for me :D

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Team

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(Team) negative

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Team

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(Team) negative

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Team

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(Team) negative

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MM1

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gj baf!

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Team

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(Team) I'm resupplying/dead!!!

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Team

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(Team) can i play yar

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Team

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(Team) d

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Team

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(Team) [O|H-6|A0] .:: Where is the enemy's flag?

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Team

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(Team) [O|H-6|A0] .:: Where is the enemy's flag?

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Team

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(Team) [O|H-6|A0] .:: Where is the enemy's flag?

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Team

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(Team) [O|H-6|A0] .:: Where is the enemy's flag?

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Team

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(Team) {15}-{0}

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Team

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(Team) {15}-{0}

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Team

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(Team) I'm resupplying/dead!!!

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Team

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(Team) I'M JACK BAUER FROM CTU, MEDICATE ME NOW!!!! [45 - 50]!!!

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Team

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(Team) that was my only chacne at a crowbar johnny

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Team

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(Team) andyou spoiled my abitions

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Team

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(Team) sry, i just saw the scout

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Team

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(Team) negative

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Team

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(Team) sry bout the game le lol

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Team

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(Team) ovo

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Team

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(Team) help, help me 85 220

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Team

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Team

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Team

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(Team) 3

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Team

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(Team) negative

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Team

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(Team) you guys are falling behind

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Team

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Team

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(Team) Incoming ---------------------------------FAR----------------------------------

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Team

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(Team) roger that

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MM1

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LAG

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MM1

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lol wow

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MM1

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gg chicago

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MM1

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rofl

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Team

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(Team) roger that

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Team

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(Team) roger that

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Team

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(Team) roger that

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Team

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(Team) roger that

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Team

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(Team) roger that

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Team

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(Team) roger that

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MM1

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lol

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Team

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(Team) poor sportsmanship from these guys

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Team

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(Team) that was so badass

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Team

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(Team) i was flying by him

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Team

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(Team) Incoming ---------------------------------FAR----------------------------------

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Team

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(Team) if its excessive, admins might throw out r1

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Team

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(Team) help, help me 45 188

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Team

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(Team) (Demoman) Affirmative/Roger that sailor 53 | 120

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Team

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(Team) (Demoman) Affirmative/Roger that sailor 53 | 120

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Team

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(Team) no baegs

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Team

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(Team) I'm resupplying/dead!!!

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Team

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(Team) I'm resupplying/dead!!!

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Team

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(Team) OMG

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Team

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(Team) KJIOGASIJSD

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Team

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(Team) YES

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Team

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(Team) nice johnny

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Team

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(Team) all that hw is trying to do is cbar.

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Team

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(Team) [Flag Tossed]

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Team

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(Team) ty

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Team

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(Team) hey

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Team

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(Team) lets all just go offensive pyro

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Team

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(Team) promise i wont tk u know more le

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Team

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(Team) rofl

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Team

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(Team) NO!

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Team

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(Team) lol

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Team

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(Team) :)

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Team

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(Team) im serious

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Team

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(Team) yea

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Team

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(Team) we alreayd lost this round

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Team

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(Team) <3

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Team

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(Team) no

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Team

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(Team) and theres only like a minute and a half

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Team

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Team

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(Team) I'm resupplying/dead!!!

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Team

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mcccxxxvii | kamsar

(Team) ..med..

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Team

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(Team) help, help me 33 166

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Team

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(Team) Incoming ---------------------------------FAR----------------------------------

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Team

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(Team) 4

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Team

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(Team) :-(

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Team

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(Team) INCOMING FLAG ROM

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Team

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(Team) INCOMING FLAG ROM

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Team

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(Team) INCOMING FLAG ROM

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Team

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(Team) help, help me 21 23

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MM1

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MM1

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mcccxxxvii | kamsar

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MM1

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MM1

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MM1

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MM1

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MM1

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MM1

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gg biscuits

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MM1

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MM1

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MM1

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MM1

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lol

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Team

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(Team) START demo1

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